Ships from US warehouseLike real hands on your neck. Fifteen minutes. No appointment.
Six rotating massage heads knead like thumbs while gentle heat loosens the knots from desk days, phone-scrolling and bad pillows. Cordless, so it works wherever you sit down.
- 6 rotating massage heads that knead like thumbs, not a vibrating pad
- Heat warms the muscle before the heads go in
- Pull the straps to set your own pressure, or buckle them and go hands-free
- Cordless and rechargeable: one charge lasts about 8 sessions
The tension you've stopped noticing.
If any of these are you, your trapezius muscles are holding your head up all day. Loosn gives them fifteen minutes off.
Put it on. Pull the straps. Let go.
No settings to learn. The six heads do the thumbs-in-your-traps thing a good massage therapist does, and the heat gets the muscle to let them in.
Drape it over your shoulders
Over a shirt, a hoodie, whatever you're wearing. Sit back.
Pull the straps, or buckle them
Light for a wind-down, hard when you've got a knot. Buckle the straps behind you and both hands are free.
Fifteen minutes, then carry on
Heat on, heads rotating. Do it during a show, at your desk, in the passenger seat.
Three things a vibrating pad can't do.
Six heads that move like thumbs.
Most "massagers" vibrate. Loosn's six heads rotate in a kneading circle, so they get under the knot instead of rattling on top of it.
Warm the muscle, then go in.
Heat softens the tissue in the first minute. A cold muscle fights back; a warm one lets the heads do their job. One button turns the heat off in July.
Sofa, desk, passenger seat.
Drape it over your shoulders and pull the straps, or buckle them and keep your hands free. No wall socket, no cable.
Built for the sofa, the desk and the car.
A massage visit is $80–120. Loosn is yours to keep.
| Loosn | Massage appointment | Massage gun | Massage chair | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cost | $79.99 once | $80–120 each visit | $100–300 | $1,500+ |
| Reaches your own traps | Yes, hands-free | Yes | Awkward one-handed | Yes |
| Heat | Yes | Sometimes | No | Yes |
| Use it tonight | Yes | Book, drive, wait | Yes | Delivery, assembly |
| Fits in a bag | Yes | — | Yes | No |
GUARANTEE
Try it for 30 days. Keep it only if your shoulders agree.
If it isn't the best fifteen minutes of your evening, email us within 30 days and we'll refund you. No forms, no arguing.
Questions people ask before buying
Is the pressure strong enough?
Yes. You pull the straps down to press the heads into the muscle, so the pressure is whatever you make it. Most people start gentle and pull harder after a few minutes once the heat has done its job.
Does it work on the lower back or legs?
It's shaped for the neck and the top of the shoulders, which is where most desk tension lives. People also use it on the lower back by holding the straps at their sides.
How long does the battery last?
About 8 sessions per charge, roughly a week of daily use. Charge it with the included USB cable from any phone charger.
When will it arrive?
US orders ship from a US warehouse within 24 hours and typically arrive in 4–8 business days. Order by 15 December for Christmas.
What if I don't like it?
Use it for up to 30 days. If it isn't for you, email us and we'll refund you. There's also a 1-year warranty on the device.
Is it safe to use every day?
It's a massager, not a medical device: 15 minutes a day is how it's designed to be used. If you have a neck injury, are pregnant, or have a pacemaker, check with your doctor first.
Tonight could be the first evening your shoulders drop.
Order today, it ships tomorrow from the US.
Free US shipping · 30-day money-back · 1-year warranty